| If
You Were a Movie, What Would Your Title Be?
At
our 2003 Christmas film showing, attendees were given
the opportunity to "be all that they could be"
by giving themselves a movie title.
Here
are some of the titles that people envisioned for themselves:
Night
of the Alien Family Reunion
Horrible Hula Dancer's Hukilau
The Venusian Two Step
I Was A Teenage Republican
Born Yesterday
Amazombie Women vs The Uranius Beast
Two Mules for Sister Sledge
The Dog Food From Outer Space
Timewarp Bouncer
Penguins in da Hood
Army of Darkness
Zenith Women Conquer Earth
Orca from Space
Jeepers Creepers 2
Dana and the Argonauts
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Gigli II
Great-grandma in a Miniskirt
The Queen of Karma vs The Prince of Kismet
Mac and Me II - The Return
The Last Movie Ever - 2
Zombies from Pluto
Mad Housewives in the Reverence of the Mop
Schizoid Rock from the 5th Planet
Earth Girls Are Easy
Monkey Boy vs She Dog
How to Start a War, Lower Taxes and Win Re-election
Nomads at Nordstrom's
Bad Monkey
King Kong
Giant Worm Invasion from Mars
Dirty Rotten
Chris' Revenge
The Killer Snowman from Space
Miserable Ex-husbands
I'm God, You're God, We're All God ... or ... To Hell
with All This Bullshit Religion! |