The
New Barbarians
... the worst
80s Italian post-apocalyptic action film ever made.
It’s a cheesy Mad Max rip-off with lousy
special effects, supremely bad dubbed dialogue,
ham-fisted non-stop mayhem, outrageously ridiculous
80s New Wave fetish hairdos and costumes and ramshackle
custom dune buggies and golf carts. It stars
Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, the NFL
football hero, star of countless blaxploitation
films and spokesman of King Cobra malt liquor (“Don’t
let the smooth taste fool you.”). The sound
effects for everything from the vehicles to the
weapons sound like something whipped up on a cheap
Radio Shack keyboard. And everything makes a noise
in this film, EVERYTHING.
It's beep, blat, whee, whiz, and a thousand other
sounds from start to finish. The future is, if
nothing else, a rather noisy place. By the way,
in the post apocalyptic future, if you're having
trouble with your automobile due to engine problems,
check under the hood for body parts...just a word
of advice.
Also stay tuned the first chapter of the 1944
serial, Tiger Woman. Evil oil speculators in South
America attempt to drive away an exotic tribe and
their hot queen, the Tiger Woman…but she’s
a white woman and might be the lost heiress to
a vast fortune! Actually The Tiger Woman wore a
leopard-spotted outfit because the studio couldn't
find any tiger patterned fabric.
Members should bring some great food for a scrumptious
potluck dinner
before the feature. Some bottom feeders just come
for the great food! It
sure beats dumpster diving! |