The
Bad Film Society's
Super 70s Show Bubblegum
Afterschool TV Special!
Imagine a place where Carol and Mike Brady are
your perfect parents, white
spangled bell bottoms are all the rage in your
fashion circle, where
Witchie-Poo is the only evil in the land and all
problems are solved by a
handful of "meddling kids!" The Bad
Film Society and the LiftOff!
Entertainment Empire are proud to bring you....
THE
SUPER 70's SHOW! (A 1971 Bubblegum Pop Art TV
Experience!)
Kick back in your red shag bean bag chair and
return to a world where The
Gong Show and Land Of The Lost are always on TV,
where Gene Rayburn
perpetually hosts The Match Game, and The Galloping
Gourmet is always
cooking in the kitchen! Where Evel Knievel is perpetually
poised to jump
Snake River Canyon as Kohoutek blazes across the
sky, and Skylab is always
about to fall--IN YOUR BACKYARD! Play "Pong" on
your brand new Atari
machine while wearing your powder blue Leisure
Suit and Earth Shoes with
cool toe socks! Dig your blacklight "Keep
On Truckin'" poster while not
quite getting the comedy of Cheech and Chong, and
dream of the day you'll
see a real live streaker--OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!
It's--THE SUPER 70's Show, a surreal montage of
TV memories as filtered
through the eyes of children of the 70s. SEE--The
Brady Bunch Disco
Special! HEAR--The Osmonds in concert! TASTE--our
amazing Saturday Morning
Sugar Cereal Buffet! DANCE--in our Archies weird
dance crazes of 1970
dance contest! DRESS--as tasetelessly as possible
for our Tom Jones
Memorial Fashion Show! WIN--Pop Rocks, Tang, and
a box of Quisp Cereal!
VOTE--for the amazingly obscure lost TV moment
YOU want to see from our
staggering collection! WEEP--at the heartrending
sight of the infamous
"Crying Indian commercial"! GASP--at
the full, uncut, unbelievable episode
known as "The Partridge Family Go To The Ghetto!
(with Richard Pryor!).
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